Even when your finger is itching, there are certain things you should never search on google. As a search engine, very many things are embedded on google and it is entirely impossible to exhaust whatever is on there.

Well, there are a few things that when you search on google will never leave you the same. If you doubt me, take a look at the things that you should never search on google.

Things you should never search on google.

Mr. Hands

Mr. Hands was a former Boeing engineer whose real name was Kenneth Pinyana. He always went by the nickname Mr. Hands and this gentleman had a habit of  recording  himself repeatedly having sex with a horse. According to Intel, he had a weird fetish for the animals (talk about crazy). It was after a certain sexual encounter when a stallion, lost in passion went too far and  Pinyana ultimately succumbed to terrible injuries. His injuries are the scariest thing you could set eyes on google!

Sadly, he wasn’t the only one with this terrible fetish. A group of like-minded individuals would get together and document their sexual encounters with animals. A documentary on Pinyana and individuals associated with his bestiality club called Zoo was released in 2017 to much acclaim and was honored at the Cannes Film Festival.

Things you should never search on Google


Please try to refrain from searching up Goatse on google. On searching Goatse, what you shall see is a mind draining image of a man opening his rectum with both hands so you can see inside. It is quite shocking that hundreds of memes have been created based on the image, which was first shared online under the filename happy.jpg. If you have seen any meme of this sort, try not to google search it’s origin.

Eel Girl

Eel Girl is one of the things you should never search on google. It first emerged in the early 2000s. Eel Girl is the name of a video where a woman used a funnel to push an eel up the rectus of another woman. She ‘consumes’ the eel once it comes right back out. These images will never leave you the same, I tell you.

Lemon Party.

On searching  ‘lemon party’, an image of three elderly men enjoying a threesome would appear. It evolved very fast  into a typical bait-and-click hoax where lemonparty.com was misrepresented. People were then later directed to the picture of the elderly men when they clicked on it. Don’t let this group of elderly nude men mess your head up.

Tub Girl

Talk about things you should never search on google and I will give you Tub Girl! A bizarre website called Rotton.com debuted online in the 1990s and it was  featuring a variety of unsettling videos. Tub Girl is one of these videos that were put up on www.rottom.com . It is an illustration of a Japanese woman sitting naked in a tub while an orange liquid splutters out of her butt and onto her face. Unfathomable, right?

Kids in a Sandbox

The video ‘Kids in a Sandbox’ seems harmless in the start because it shows  a lady beginning by making a man feel good with her hand. So far the video seems fine but then things take a U-turn when the woman pulls out a sizable vibrator and aggressively inserts it into the man’s p*nis. Ouch! Am quite sure no man will want to look at this video.

Four Girls Finger Painting

This may be the worst of the things you should never search on google. Four Girls Finger Painting shows four ladies painting themselves and also painting one another with their own fecal matter. To make matters worse, they add a little vomit to the mix in the end.

Smoker’s lungs

Well, it is no secret that smoking is harmful to your health, especially your lungs. Searching for ‘Smoker’s lungs’ delivers pictures of normal lungs next to the smoker’s lungs. The pictures will instantly make you feel like vomiting. On the positive side however,  if you are a heavy smoker who has been trying to quit for years, a look at the pictures of the smoker’s lungs might just do the trick.

Things you should never search on google

Mouth Larva

What you will discover if you Google “mouth larva” is quite obvious but also hideous The larvae of specific dipteran flies are what produce this unpleasant condition which is known as oral myiasis. It typically occurs in underdeveloped nations and is easily treatable. Don’t Google this term, however, unless you want to see actual maggots writhing around in People’s mouths.

Your  Symptoms

Have you ever had a few symptoms and you are dying to find out what your coming down with? Been there too. Rush to the doctor and not to your Google search engine because this is the worst thing you should never search online because you are not ready for the scare you will get.

Yes, regardless of how disgusting and terrible the rest of the list may be, nothing compares to making a quick Google search about any possible health-related symptoms you may be going through. Even when you have a simple symptom, you may be diagnosed with a terminal illness. Always go to the doctor and get your symptoms checked out if you are too worried about it. Googling them should be the last thing on your mind.

Blue Waffle

If you have turned on Safe Search, you’ll get pictures of blue-colored waffles and blueberry waffles. But when you search for ‘Blue Waffle’ with Safe Search disabled, the results will include graphic images of severe vaginal infections (Ewwww). About a decade ago, a hoax called ‘blue waffle disease’ surfaced on the Internet, which caused millions of people to believe that it was a sexually transmitted disease. Believe me when I say that you should not search for this on google.

Suspicious terms

If you plan on searching up suspicious terms on Google, you might get in serious trouble. If you search for suspicious terms like ‘how to make amphetamines’ or ‘how to make a time bomb.’ It doesn’t matter whether you are just a curious teenager trying to expand their knowledge, with no evil intentions.

The security and drug control services keep a tab on searches for suspicious terms. A few years ago, in America, one member of a family in New York searched for the term “pressure cooker bomb”, and another member of the same family searched for “backpack.” And soon, they had local authorities knocking on their door.


Frequently Asked Question.

Why shouldn’t you Google your name?

There are real-world consequences to what’s out there about you online, even if you had nothing to do with it. It may surprise you to learn: 33 percent of Google search results are influenced by other individuals of the same name. 20 percent of people find outdated or flat out inaccurate information about themselves.

What is the most searched thing on Google?

You tube and Amazon. As of July 2023, the most searched things on Google are “YouTube” and “Amazon”. The next most popular keywords are “Facebook”, “Google”, “Wordle”, and “Gmail”.

Who is the most Googled human?

Actress Jenna Ortega. As of July 2023, the most searched person on Google globally was actress Jenna Ortega at 14.8 million global searches. Her latest roles in the latest Scream VI movie and hit TV show Wednesday have led to her growing popularity

How do I make my name famous on Google?

Create a people Card. You can create your presence on Google Search by creating a people card. You need to submit a people card with your relevant info. People will then be able to search for you and discover your card on Google Search results.

How do you stop someone from Googling you?

Make your accounts private. A quick way to clear those results is by making sure the profiles on those accounts are private. By making those profiles private, Google won’t display them in search results.

Leticia Nambaziira

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